ourtimeorg:

attn: SAT Scores For Sale! Only $1,000 an hour…

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: dumpybear, via asian)

ejaculot:

mi-shell obama

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

(via between-sinking-and-swimming)

blueklectic:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

(via perks-of-being-chinese)